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This publication is verbatim from our old web site and is intended for study by those who want the real, cold, hard truth about the Entertainment and Recording Music Industries. The what-will-work every time processes all successful Producers, Artists, Songwriters, Record Labels, Music Publishers and General Licensers know and use are contained herein for those with the intelligence to see it and the courage to use it. If you're one of those sucked in to thinking a Record Label is the "CASH COW" of all 'good enough' Artists or Songwriters (by whatever never-defined and mysterious process such is supposed to be accomplished), this site is the best thing that ever happened! It blows that myth at the outset. If you're looking to 'get signed' and be instantly rich and famous, by that never-defined process supposedly to have happened to all the Super Stars (which it never did!), you're not going to like anything in this site. TRUTH often hurts, but the pain doesn't change the bottom line facts. Either you want to KNOW what you're doing - the TRUTH of it - so you can get into your share of the many millions of dollars available in this Best Of All Industries, or you want to waste your life dreaming bubbles in a hail storm. The TRUTH is, Recorded Music and Entertainment is a volitile and sharp steel business that does not tolerate bubbles, cream puffs or weak-kneed namby-pambies. It also doesn't tolerate paranoids or Idiot Elements who scream "scam" at anything and everything that doesn't fit their life-long programmed stupidities. Unfortunately, the Recorded Music and Entertainment Industries are more over-loaded with liars, lies, congames, myths, delusions and stupid never-did-work scenarios than all other Industries combined. Politics and religion included. This site is dedicated to exposing the major scams that infest and infect this Best Of All Industries, and delivering in documented detail the exact processes to become successful songwriters, recording artists, producers, singers, musicians, arrangers, record labels, music publishers, script writers, literary authors, screen writers, motion picture producers, directors and such professionals. Once you KNOW what you're doing, and what to AVOID, all doors are open. But a word of caution: the exact degree you either don't like, or will not accept, the information in this site is the exact degree of your chances of being an abject failure in it! We didn't make this Industry's rules. We weren't even asked. We did pay through the nose for years on end to glean, test and prove this information, and often at exorbitant cost. But these are the rules you will operate by or they are the rules that will cut you off at the gate, and that choice is yours. And, like all good rules, each and every one has a very valid and sound business reason behind it. Knowing what that reason is, and how to use it to your advantage is just about the whole secret (if there is such a thing) to this Industry. The "HOW TO DO IT" and "DO IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME" processes are clear, and probably nothing like anything you've ever heard before. The fact YOU haven't heard these things is no reflection on YOU. For years this information - by design - has simply NOT BEEN AVAILABLE any where else on the planet. That you may not like these contents DOES NOT alter them as TRUTH so much as one iota. And you can take every word herein to the Bank! The WHAT-WON'T-WORK (and never-did-work) scenarios, all the major SCAMS, and deliberately perpetuated Beer Joint Baritone DELUSIONS are exposed - naming the names - and we're ready for court any time the lying, thieving bastards are. You'll find this Best Of All Industries can often be harsh. Downright brutal isn't uncommon. There's neither mercy nor second chances for the Idiot Element. But in the same breath, let me clarify that nobody in any position of real power is out to break your back. They have better things to do, such as MAKE MONEY with or without you. They do not have, and will not take, the time to humor this Industry's rampant and perpetual stupidities! If you want to be IN this Industry, then learn the BUSINESS of this Industry. Everything you've ever heard from those who've never made a record in their life (Aunt "Send-It-In" Ninny, Uncle "Wait-to-be-discovered" Stupid and Cousin "Reeecords-is-free" Chucklehead, to name three) and those victims who followed such idiotic advice and got themselves royally creamed, is as bogus as a politician's promise. The psychopaths who spew their idiocies at every opportunity, and those who are stupid enough to be sucked in by so much as one word of their nonsense, are both equally doomed to fail without hope of rescue. Prepare yourself with ACTUAL how-to knowledge, and those in power have open doors and more support than you can imagine. So, BEFORE you blast off rushing to the nearest so-called music Capital to "get discovered", 'going into the studio', making or shipping worthless demos, shopping for a label to finance your life-long beer party, or other such jackass "send-it-in" stupidities, READ THIS ENTIRE SITE, LINKS AND ALL! Don't think you can skim it and plug the few holes in your already-vast-and-superior 'knowledge' - you can't! And it will only take about five seconds for any Record Executive to know you're dumber than a brick, if you try! You need to either THROW OUT or PUT ON HOLD all you 'know' or 'heard' about Entertainment and Recorded Music UNTIL you've been through this entire site. You'll find that some of what you supposed is correct, just polluted to hell and back with untold layers of half-truths! [Old Proverb: A half-truth is a WHOLE lie!] And then, whether you sign with VMG or not, you'll be prepared to deal with any Entertainment cum Music Company to your own best advantage. Knowledge is POWER! And VMG wants you to be armed to the teeth. |
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Since new count began, 22 April 2008.
